From Twitter 05-14-2011

• 15:23:29: watched a science doc narrated by Alec Baldwin-pictured him doing the VO in full tux, smiling, cocktail in hand.
  
• 18:12:44: http://twitgoo.com/29y6b9 sharing
  
• 18:21:05: I've smoked lotsa marijuana but have never tried heroin.
  

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From Twitter 05-13-2011

• 12:41:33: http://twitgoo.com/29vd75 comfy bones
  
• 16:16:54: I've known alot of puppies in my time, and Ferous is by far the most mellow. Also quite the lap dog. #babysitting
  
• 16:40:14: When Ferous needs a nap, he climbs into your lap, looks into your eyes with dark orbs that say "make a comfy spot." #babysitting
  
• 16:56:50: http://twitgoo.com/29vn14 busy with a bone
  
• 16:59:52: @JamesGunn hahaha IMPORTANT. Not to me.
  
• 17:20:38: http://twitgoo.com/29vots frog legs
  
• 17:24:34: @WayneGarciaKPTV genius, right?
  
• 17:45:05: @WayneGarciaKPTV it's much funnier knowing who he is.
  
• 18:15:48: @loreeb murder by adorable,
  
• 18:17:54: Random Joshua, a moment to myself!
  
• 18:22:11: me too! What do you do? RT @KaleyCuoco: Grateful# for my job right now
  

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From Twitter 05-10-2011

• 17:15:22: all cell nmbrs to be released to telemarketing co you will start 2 receive sales calls. To prevent this, call from your cell 888-382-1222.
  
• 17:22:07: When a rapper says "you know what I'm sayon"?" I generally do not. But I can't understand Tori Amos either.
  
• 17:23:13: I'm going to leave that typo there. I like it.
  
• 18:56:05: removing forearm, attaching machine gun
  
• 21:25:03: @zaftiq It looked intimidating though, didn't it? Stuffed shipping shelves dwindling down through the day is a satisfaction.
  
• 21:27:39: @chavtasticjinx not a bad idea! I think you have something there.
  
• 21:29:06: @zaftiq there is a zen to shipping. The repetition brings a stillness of mind while listening to my crazy Pandora station.
  
• 21:35:17: @zaftiq I love how it plays weird jazz standards then scary dubstep.
  
• 21:39:08: #Fringe writers did the right thing. Gave a plausible series finale if they weren't renewed. Luckily, they were.
  
• 21:40:48: TweetDeck does this thing where it stops typing when someone in my feed tweets and I yell at that person for tweeting while I'm typing.
  
• 21:43:46: @zaftiq yep! BTW awesome job. I clocked your progress, you are the balance between lightning and thunder.
  
• 21:45:22: @zaftiq one strikes everywhere without warning, the other rolls in slowly but menacingly. In between is a light rain that refreshes.
  
• 21:50:34: @zaftiq you are doing what's expected of you, and being a puller is a plus, because you know the product. You're doing swell!
  
• 21:53:37: @zaftiq also, my way is always the right way, as you know. Speed is fine and attention to detail is great, but it is the balance of the 2.
  
• 21:54:18: @zaftiq the dudes have their ways but you have the balance.
  
• 21:59:11: @zaftiq do you have insurance yet? Hang in there if you don't.
  
• 22:03:43: @zaftiq coming up on The Month. We got a review to do and get you signed up. No worries.
  

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From Twitter 05-09-2011

• 17:34:07: @LauraRillos ooo is Sock Dreams there this year? We usually do that event.
  
• 18:09:40: @License_Farm that was pretty much everyone's guess, and a good one, but it was an actual show on Quantum Physics.
  
• 18:17:34: the sale today kicked me in the lower back. I've not personally packaged so many orders in awhile. I can feel my oldness.
  
• 18:19:22: and by the by Dreamers, tomorrow already looks to be busier than today. #SockDreams
  
• 18:26:11: @lovelyasst leave me a note ATTN Mr Natosi
  
• 18:35:59: @chavtasticjinx I see it sittin' there, ready for Zaf to draw pitchers on the invoice.
  
• 18:41:24: @auroracita leave a note, gets a pitchur drawn on your invoice. Collect them all!
  
• 18:43:14: you now 5 hours and some change to try to break the shipping team at @SockDreams #imustbeinsane
  
• 18:45:29: @auroracita come pick it up at the WH, you very well might get to meet Ferous.
  
• 19:14:06: going to have taco fixins on a pizza. I love the future.
  
• 19:16:11: @lovelyasst ooo nice choices
  
• 19:18:27: @zaftiq that's right. Consider it a challenge
  
• 19:20:19: @vinnyfrancois just play it cool, boy.
  
• 19:49:53: @JimCarrey you need a hobby.
  
• 19:50:21: Taco Grande Pizza from Papa Murphy's is win.
  
• 21:31:06: @LauraRillos somesuch. Since I am neither hip, nor a chick,I only know it exists. Will have to look at our event board.
  
• 21:33:15: OKAY. So I won't be doing anything tomorrow other than furiously getting socks out the window. It's as big as Xmas, folks.
  
• 21:36:58: I like to remind myself of this every day or so http://youtu.be/W9mhsW5aWJM
  
• 21:48:25: @zaftiq No worries, though, for we are SUPERHEROES. Been through this many times, it's exhilarating.
  
• 21:49:16: @narcissusholmes the bomb gives you sweet release. Easy.
  
• 21:50:43: No, I'm ready for tomorrow. I'm like a knot in time, that fat 24 is all mine.
  
• 21:59:30: when I was homeless, I was given an entire pack of coupons for free McDonald's fries. I cashed them in all at once. Thousands of fries.
  
• 22:02:09: @loreeb also look at paypal
  
• 22:17:30: @BZedan ahahaha Mwahaha HAHAHAHA!
  
• 22:40:59: @BZedan not funny.
  
• 23:43:25: @rosalindjackson thet dodge the package then use it as a pillow. #sockfury
  

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From Twitter 05-08-2011

• 17:16:41: @jstj she's at her mother's. I'll make sure she checks when she gets home, if she didn't get that tweet.
  
• 17:21:55: Watched Marley And Me last night. Yes, I cried a bit. C'mon.
  
• 17:22:38: @BZedan the bakers do not abide.
  
• 17:32:50: @OlgaKay Fable 3 and Gears Of War 3, apparently.
  
• 17:33:59: @chavtasticjinx at cupcake wars I bring bran muffins. Legal. I think.
  
• 17:34:49: because isn't that the point of war? The most explosive cupcake wins?
  
• 17:39:38: a rock drummer who is also a Quantum Physicist. What am I watching.
  
• 23:47:40: Check this video out -- Siouxsie Sioux - About To Happen http://t.co/vvHrJa8 via @youtube
  

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From Twitter 05-07-2011

• 12:36:31: You're living in a computer simulation, and math proves it (via @io9) http://t.co/yYzk72f
  
• 14:31:20: @rosalindjackson nice to see you doin' stuff in here.
  
• 17:38:58: Just watched Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. I smiled during the whole thing.
  
• 23:03:03: Watching Wild Boys Of The Road-1933, Looks like it was filmed yesterday. http://youtu.be/FDC8AAtZkck
  

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From Twitter 05-06-2011

• 12:28:56: War Dog-images of canine soldiers http://bit.ly/lXkWbv
  
• 15:49:21: @EpixHD No Socks Day? Perish the thought.
  
• 17:28:38: @amandapalmer the first time I saw a woman naked was Patty Hearst in a magazine. Got whipped for hiding it.
  
• 17:42:42: http://twitgoo.com/2995af
  
• 17:54:59: @skyesidhe this is exactly like dating. When you're alone, no one notices you. But when you're dating.... #murphyslaw
  
• 18:13:24: devil dog is racing the house like a devil dog
  
• 18:17:49: Bovine Nation comes together to hunt/capture/kill infamous clown McDonald.
  
• 18:21:23: Meghan McCain is hot. I like brains in a Republican woman. #rare
  
• 18:23:30: @LauraRillos No. I have some boundaries.
  
• 18:25:45: oh by the way #FF @LauraRillos I only endorse the best.
  
• 18:28:29: Science-any word on volume control for children yet?
  
• 18:30:05: @catjungle there is. And she's only hot because she's kinda smart, as Republican women go.
  
• 18:31:18: thank any Joshua for Ferous taking a nap. Man, what a little demon.
  
• 22:12:15: @capnmarrrrk Brother, you are dark!
  
• 22:15:43: @BZedan Ooo which ones are zoomy
  
• 22:20:06: @loreeb fiirst of all, ew. http://http://bit.ly/mjpEzD 2nd, it's right before Lost Sock Day.
  
• 22:21:17: @BZedan just haven't seen it in the wild yet.
  
• 22:22:35: No Socks Day is on Mother's Day. Wrong. Give your mother socks. They last a lot longer than flowers and you don't have to look at her feet.
  
• 22:25:16: so, uh.... #Fringe . Right? I mean. Huh.
  
• 22:31:36: I've dived into hashtags before, but any Joshua the #fringe one is on fire.
  
• 22:38:06: Video: nickholmes:You aren’t everywhere at once on the internet? http://tumblr.com/xoc2f33et5
  
• 22:47:40: #FF I still have time @funranium #SenorStabby #weaponofchoice
  
• 22:52:10: @jessicaalba he makes me seasick
  
• 22:56:42: @jstj interesting breed to take on!
  
• 22:58:38: raise your hand if you've reached for and drank from the candle
  
• 23:00:52: @jstj Brigid had a good tag line- "your feet. Cover that shit."
  
• 23:03:21: @asipofbrandee you are a bag of nuts. Assorted, kind of.
  
• 23:09:32: @jstj @funranium I reached for my drink, keeping eye contact. Too bad it was the Morton's salt, for I was already in the moment
  
• 23:10:49: @jstj I wanted a min pin. She always wins But I do love him
  
• 23:17:58: o lonely train, there are people in you,
  
• 23:21:37: @jstj he's a German pincher http://on.fb.me/mNbbOz
  
• 23:34:04: oh joshua I had video games in mind, darn it twitter
  
• 23:34:52: @Spy_Gadget I get it. #WasteofPants
  

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From Twitter 05-05-2011

• 15:00:12: beer o;clock and all's well.
  
• 15:29:30: just realized I haven't had a glass of milk in years, #whattwitterisfor
  
• 15:49:13: I'll bet her feet are cold RT @amandapalmer: http://twitpic.com/4tv8cn
  
• 17:05:26: Jägermeister O'clock and all's well.
  
• 17:06:12: @Widow_Morley I saw it on the first try. What curse is this?
  
• 17:26:15: say the word "air" in a British accent.
  
• 17:27:56: @SockDreamsShop when I say it, sounds like "Eh".
  
• 17:47:46: @lawrence you are a horrible interviewer. Don't interrupt, it's impolite.
  
• 18:47:21: take a deep breath and then say "EAR" while passing it over.
  
• 18:48:46: i kind of find the Progressive chick Flo sexy. #EAR
  
• 18:55:06: the promise of an epic grilled cheese sandwich. #EAR
  
• 19:38:43: IOW, typical Thursday RT @vonslatt: Angry at the dogs for waking me, they are fighting over a monkey's head in the back yard.
  
• 22:03:25: Adult male snarkasaurus RT @NeilsUniverse: Who do you think you are? Odds predict that you are right.
  
• 22:08:35: RT @NeilsUniverse: If anyone says to you "the world has changed" kindly remind them that it's what the world does.
  
• 22:11:39: O Joshua the shuffling tapdancer http://bit.ly/fOwk9s
  
• 23:38:02: RT @NeilsUniverse: found a tin of salmon. ate whole thing before I realized I could have made 3 meals of it. Coyotes can smell my fingers.
  

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From Twitter 05-04-2011

• 10:46:59: Manul – the Cat that Time Forgot http://bit.ly/lucXpM it does indeed look ancient.
  
• 13:18:11: awoke this AM with a weird phrase in my head: "guidos in speedos chompin' on burritos". Why, brain?
  
• 14:12:12: @merrickmonroe I think you're supposed to pee on it.
  
• 16:50:49: Ferous has to be the most well-behaved puppy I have ever met. Perfect office dog, he will be.
  http://twitgoo.com/28wns7
  
• 17:11:18: RT @mollycrabapple: The harsh and terrible life of @glukkake http://twitpic.com/4tg2e1
  
• 17:12:17: nice socks! RT @mollycrabapple: The harsh and terrible life of @glukkake http://twitpic.com/4tg2e1
  
• 17:16:17: @Colin_Hanks I tip my hat to strangers and bow to ladies because I'm #GhettoLikeFredSavage
  
• 17:23:55: @miaquadros yep.
  
• 17:27:49: @Smashmisha okay, but which parts of you are the most tender and juicy?
  
• 17:36:33: I'm not going to tweet that #starwars thing, because I am Team Solo.
  
• 18:33:13: not according to your Following status RT @ericstonestreet: cool. i have 111,555 followers. i like 111,553 of you.
  
• 18:37:19: Twitter, we are basically all trying to do Steven Wright's act.
  
• 18:45:29: Every time I see Micheal Steele on TV, I hope he breaks into his hit song Hunpty Dance.
  
• 18:49:11: Erectile Dysfunction commercials: saddest, limpest background music.
  
• 19:03:08: GAH! Oh, to be there IRL RT @mollycrabapple: Serious business party http://twitpic.com/4thdxf
  
• 20:18:53: @VascularSym what do you want from me, strange fellows?
  
• 20:33:16: my entire after dinner nap consisted of waking myself up snoring.
  
• 20:54:27: @businesssocks I'm all good.
  
• 22:11:15: -You use four towels after a shower. -Body face hair feet. #cougartown
  
• 22:25:37: belief is a curious thing. http://youtu.be/nZ8UU0qrc2E also a curious thing , a monk with a cell taking pictures of Ascendeds.
  
• 22:32:51: like the song says, life is but a dream.
  

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From Twitter 05-03-2011

• 17:19:06: wish there was a "War On Terror" when I was a kid in a dark room with monsters under my bed.
  
• 17:39:18: Nair bombs was a thing in Jr. High in Hawaii. Balloons full of Nair thrown at your head. Anyone else have that experience?
  
• 18:31:57: @suemaden Watched only the pilot ep. It was funny until the singing started. Strokes of difference. #glee
  
• 18:38:51: my grandpa lost most of his fingers in the agate polishing business. I'd say that's sacrifice, because who buys polished agates?
  
• 19:55:20: still love Dub's Hehehe.
  
• 21:05:36: @PDXPirateQueen it makes me feel better than my grandpa polished agates and your grandpa bought them.
  
• 21:06:02: @PDXPirateQueen honestly awesome.
  
• 21:08:08: .@Maddow is our generation's Murrow.
  
• 21:12:40: feudalism with cable-@maddow
  
• 21:15:39: @chavtasticjinx oh together they are electric. Had to watch her again on MSNBC after.
  
• 21:18:50: @AlbertBrooks Petey?
  
• 21:20:05: @chavtasticjinx NEVER.
  
• 21:41:26: @BZedan v happy that sock dreams is what you so far got
  
• 21:55:19: and I was an Animal Medial Technician . I sell socks now and love it.
  
• 22:41:08: I could tell you a story or two, but really, you first.
  
• 23:12:40: avocado fingers,
  

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From Twitter 05-02-2011

• 16:20:26: http://twitgoo.com/28ta52 certified!
  
• 19:10:06: I love our President.
  
• 21:48:51: @thekimkingston thinking twitter cares about spelling. Adorable,
  
• 21:55:55: me too but she burned me, twice. Asking for a 3 way bulb was the last straw. RT @funranium: @BstiNatosi I love lamp.
  
• 21:58:25: of all the muppets on Sesame Street, I associate the most with Oscar The Grouch. He's the adult in the room
  
• 22:00:50: You can have a conversation with Oscar, and it would be interesting. Sure, he's a hoarder, but there's a mansion down there in the can.
  
• 22:04:30: @skyesidhe I still have the Grover book about monsters I was given a a kid.
  
• 22:07:37: I feel Grover's childlike worldview, I want to retire i n Oscar's Mansion Can.
  
• 22:08:51: there;s a piano down there, just like in Snoopy's house.
  
• 22:28:48: RT @FerousNatosi: http://plixi.com/p/97914799 I dreamed rainbows appeared from Lola's bottom
  
• 23:07:02: we remember you
  
• 23:35:21: Thus is appropriate http://t.co/wz0a10Q via @youtube
  

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From Twitter 05-01-2011

• 12:26:05: @JamesGunn when someone asks "guess what?" do you reply "10-9?"
  
• 17:25:09: last day of vacation. Though I'm not needed at work, I'm going in anyway #likeaboss
  
• 17:26:19: @semacbeth I appreciate that the fact he cannot take a joke shows he's a Chump.
  
• 18:03:02: http://twitgoo.com/28rrrm
  
• 18:03:59: http://twitgoo.com/28rrs0 good dogs
  
• 22:45:53: Photo: via nickholmes: http://tumblr.com/xoc2crk9fs
  
• 22:47:47: Photo: http://tumblr.com/xoc2crkxjl
  
• 22:50:13: when I first turned on the news, I thought Cheney was arrested.
  
• 22:54:41: life is like a box full of Blazing Saddles
  
• 22:57:30: yay we killed the guy we once funded to fight the russians in Afghanistan only to invade it looking for the guy we funded
  
• 22:59:53: @neilhimself what happened? busy reading my weary copy of American Gods
  
• 23:07:23: I like being mad all over again, and being reminded why I'm supposed to be mad.
  
• 23:12:37: @sfslim one of favorite authors
  

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From Twitter 04-30-2011

• 00:50:38: 2 billion people watched the Royal Wedding and I wasn't one of them.
  
• 12:33:39: @katedangerfield so far so good, though I'd lie for a hug from you! :)
  
• 17:17:18: watching the Buffy The Vampire Slayer film. I am creepy Donald Sutherland.
  
• 17:41:33: @travisezell I never watched the series.
  
• 17:42:51: @Donna_Ricci I'd say no, although there is violence against vampires. Mostly just great camp.
  
• 17:48:46: @Donna_Ricci I'd say it's the perfect gateway to camp horror. Not much blood, lots of teenage angst .
  
• 17:52:01: @Donna_Ricci James Franco, PeeWee Herman, Hilary Swank it's actually pretty good for a vampire movie.
  
• 18:06:44: forget that I am creepy Rutget Hauer
  
• 21:54:13: in a nutshell, not a fan of vampire stories. Always lauding about their immortality, then STAKED and/or incinerated.
  
• 22:05:28: my dad never lived to complain about people who pace around outside on a cell phone.
  
• 22:15:37: @rainnwilson Super. I get it, you guys were being sarcastic. #reversesarcasm
  

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From Twitter 04-29-2011

• 12:17:48: Dreamed I was @Alyssa_Milano 's handyman. I think that means I am a Twitter Addict.
  
• 16:58:47: http://twitgoo.com/28nj0z
  
• 17:42:53: Great. Ferous has taught himself The Lonesome Howl while in his kennel.
  
• 17:51:11: aw crap. Everyone's going to be there, and I can't go.
  
• 17:56:33: @jstj I was nice, right? I could have been much, much more corrosive.
  
• 20:03:03: I can't take it any more. STOP BARKING!
  
• 22:24:32: @WayneGarciaKPTV *tussles hair* ye still got it, young man. *realizesjustmessedupshowhair
  
• 22:25:28: O heavens, I feel a Green Goblin moment coming. And I have no grenade stash!
  
• 22:28:09: I have no hidden room behind a mirror! This is not like a boss!
  
• 22:42:54: You will come to a point in your life when you feel that nobody cares. It will happen alot, and you will be right every time.
  
• 22:46:30: or just keep your mouth shut. That works too,
  
• 22:49:50: @jstj thanks thought so but I coulda cut that
  
• 22:54:58: @auroracita in yer head?NIFTY.http://http://bit.ly/kHHt0K
  

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